Rico Rodriguez credited as playing...
Manny Delgado
- Manny Delgado: [On a blind date] Can I offer you a piña Delgado? It's my own concoction.
- Joyce: What's in it?
- Manny Delgado: Let's just say it's cool, it's sweet, and it's not afraid to embrace its own whimsy.
- [Slides the glass over to Joyce]
- Joyce: I'm not saying that.
- [Slides the glass back]
- Joyce: I'm not drinking it, either.
- Manny Delgado: So... you making any resolutions?
- Joyce: Yeah. No more blind dates.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: You're mean.
- Manny Delgado: You know, she's right, Joyce. You *are* mean. I've been a gracious host while you've been rude, sullen, and dull. You'll forgive me if I choose not to start the new year on such a negative note. Oh, and if you're hungry for broccoli later, you'll find a piece in your teeth.