Aisha Tyler credited as playing...
Lana Kane
- Lana Kane: Kazak? Hello? Kazak? Kazak!
- [Dog comes bounding up to Lana]
- Lana Kane: Ahh, get away from me. What're you doing?
- Sterling Archer: What are YOU doing? Lana, you can't beckon him and then rebuff him.
- Lana Kane: Beckon and rebuff whom?
- Sterling Archer: Kazak.
- [Dog woofs]
- Lana Kane: Ooooh, he's not. He cannot be Kazak.
- Sterling Archer: Yes, he can, according to his name tag.
- Lana Kane: Ooooh. Son of a bitch!
- [Dog woofs and barks]
- Sterling Archer: [Petting dog] Well, technically, she's right, huh? Is she right? Who's a sonuvabitch? Are you a sonuvabitch?
- [Dog barks agreement]
- Sterling Archer: Lana, look, he thinks he's people!
- Sterling Archer: [to Kazak the dog, as villains are firing weapons at them] See, that's why I said "scrooch down."
- [shouting out car window]
- Sterling Archer: Lana, scrooch down!
- Lana Kane: No, no, no. Archer, don't!
- [Archer fires a burst of rounds]
- Lana Kane: Are you out of your mind?
- Lana Kane: No, although I am out of ammo.
- [Turns and talks to Kazak]
- Lana Kane: OK, buddy, so here's the deal: A. Scrooch down, and B. Normally in this situation I do a pit maneuver, but if I do, this truck will flip, and if Lana doesn't die, best case is she's a paraplegic, and I marry her out of guilt, but after a few years of feeding tubes and colostomy bags, I start to resent her, and the night nurse is, like Brazilian and 20.
- [Kazak growls]
- Lana Kane: Don't judge me; I have needs, man. The point is, and it might be a shitty plan, but I'm gonna jump on the truck, and I need you to take the wheel and
- [Kazak woofs]
- Lana Kane: exactly, so... Kazak?
- [Kazak leaps into the other truck bed and attacks the villains holding Lana]