Margo Harshman credited as playing...
Alex Jensen
- Alex Jensen: Well, um, I know she loves playing the harp, so I found this
- [pulls out harp-shaped music box]
- Alex Jensen: beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs.
- Sheldon Cooper: Now, Amy already has a real harp, and it can play any song. What are you trying to pull here?
- Alex Jensen: Well, I just thought it would be...
- Sheldon Cooper: [sounding like a game-show buzzer] Nexxxt!
- Alex Jensen: OK, um, I know she's a fan of the Canterbury Tales,
- Sheldon Cooper: Mmmm.
- Alex Jensen: so I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England. I thought we could put it in a really nice frame.
- Sheldon Cooper: But she's got Google Maps on her phone.
- Alex Jensen: I don't know how to respond to that.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I hope it's with a third good option, because these first two - Bleah...
- Alex Jensen: OK. Well, uh, luckily, I saved the best for last. Since Amy's a neuroscientist, I did some research and found out that Santiago Ramón y Cajal, the father of modern neuroscience, did lots of hand drawings of brain cells, and I managed to find this signed print.
- Sheldon Cooper: Wow. Oh, this is truly remarkable.
- Alex Jensen: Thank you.
- Sheldon Cooper: I think I'll keep it for myself.
- Alex Jensen: What about your girlfriend?
- Sheldon Cooper: It's too late, I called dibs.
- Sheldon Cooper: Ah, Alex, excellent. I have a research problem that I believe you can help with.
- Alex Jensen: Oh, Dr. Cooper, thank you. I've been waiting for an opportunity to contribute to your scientific work.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no, no. That's not going to happen, no. What I need you to do is find a Valentine's gift for my girlfriend.
- Alex Jensen: You realize I passed up an opportunity to work at Fermilab to take this job with you.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I guess those chaps'll have to have someone else buy their girlfriends' presents. Now, here is, let's see, this is... this is about two thousand dollars. Um, I think she likes monkeys and the color grey.
- [Alex leaves]
- Sheldon Cooper: Contribute to my work. Ah, kids say the darnedest things.