Matthew Camp credited as playing...
- Doc: Is this pretty typical, dinner time at 4 a.m.?
- Go: Oh, yeah, for sure.
- Doc: There's no way you could eat like this every night.
- Go: Yeah, why not?
- Doc: I gain give pounds just by looking at food this late.
- Go: We've gotta eat to live...
- Doc: Yes, says the Adonis as he ingests 2000 calories at 4 a.m.
- Go: Wait a minute. You're a virgin?
- Doc: I mean, no. I've had tons of oral sex, especially in high school, and especially in my senior year of high school. I mean, unless you are counting fingers, 'cause I have topped and bottomed digitally with varying degrees of success.
- [both laugh]
- Go: Oh, my god.
- Doc: It's not funny.
- Go: You're fuckin' adorable.
- Doc: No, I'm just scared.
- Go: Scared of what?
- Doc: Uhm... disease, pain, nudity, commitment, poop...
- Go: I've always wanted my own personal Andy Warhol.
- Doc: You mean the soup can guy?
- Go: [suddenly dubious] How old are you?
- Doc: Do you like it when it's hot outside?
- Go: Yeah, it's whatever. It's a good excuse not to wear any underwear, right?
- Doc: [checking out Go's paintings] This you here?
- Go: That's a self-portrait, yeah.
- Doc: You don't really look like that, though.
- Go: If you take LSD, I'll look like that.
- Go: I'm a huge Elvis fan.
- Doc: [gazing at his Elvis bedcover] So you sleep with him every night.
- Go: My friend was telling me about, um, it's like class systems for, like, different kinds of gays, like Gold Star gays. If you've had sex with a girl, that means you're not a Gold Star gay. That means you're a Bronze gay.
- Doc: What's YOUR medal?
- Go: I'm not saying.
- Doc: Really?
- Go: Yeah.
- Doc: Do you have a favorite part of your body? Did I already ask you that?
- Go: I said my brain; you said I can't say that.
- Doc: Oh, right. You can't. Do you want to change your answer?
- [Go laughs]
- Doc: Is there a way that you prefer your body hair?
- Go: Well, I guess it's really not up to me, 'cause I'm not the one with the cash and the fantasy.
- Go: So, you're like a middle-aged lady in bed? Lights out first?
- Go: You know, you really need to get laid more.
- Doc: I know.
- [laughs]
- Go: If for nothing else then for the cause.
- Doc: Yeah? What's "the cause?"
- Go: Well... every time we fuck it's, like, a political statement. You know? And the mere act of us penetrating each other is, like, an exercise in freedom. And, I don't know about you, but I like to exercise my freedom as much as possible.
- Doc: I didn't know you were so patriotic.
- Go: The American flag on the door didn't give it away?
- Go: I don't want our uniqueness to keep disappearing into this void of political correctness and pop culture.
- Doc: I don't WANT to be different. I don't wanna be... unique. I just wanna be... like everybody else.
- Go: As soon as you stick your thick prick up someone's butt, you lose that luxury.
