Adam Scott credited as playing...
Adam Jr.
- Adam Jr.: Jacob is my cousin, and Uncle Lou...
- Lou: Don't you ever call me that.
- Adam Jr.: ... is my uncle! And they came here in a... uh... what was it?
- Lou, Jacob: Hot Tub Time Machine.
- Adam Jr.: That's right. .
- Jill: Oh, okay.
- [at Nick]
- Jill: So I guess you came here in a Hot Tub Time Machine, too,
- [Lou, Nick and Jacob turn and stare into the camera]
- [Adam Sr. shot Lou in the head]
- Adam: Don't listen to anything he says.
- Jacob: Adam?
- Nick: What the fuck? You shot Lou.
- Adam Jr.: Dad?
- Nick: What's going on?
- Adam: No time to explain. Follow me.
- Jacob: But where?
- Adam: Cincinnati.
- Adam Jr.: No! No! Dad, wait! Why did my Dad just kill Lou?
- Jacob: He probably had a good reason...
- Jill: Well, you have fun and make good choices.
- Adam Jr.: You're my best choice.
- Jill: You're my best choice.
- Adam Jr.: No, you're my best choice.
- Jill: You're my bestest choice.
- Adam Jr.: You're, you're, you're - you're my best choice!
- Jill, Adam Jr.: You're my best choice!
- Adam Jr.: You're.
- [kiss]
- Adam Jr.: My.
- [kiss]
- Adam Jr.: Best.
- [kiss]
- Adam Jr.: Choice.
- Adam Jr.: I'll take a room-temperature almond milk, please. No, actually, I'll get a tangerine margarita. No. Scratch that. I'll take just an apricot sliced into fours. And a kiwi. Do you have kiwi? I'll take a kiwi, sliced up. A banana thrown in there. You know what? Dealer's choice. Just a fruit salad.