Tess Vargas: I wish the Bustamontés were trying to kill me. This place is insane. Even the elevator's amazing. Oh, I can't wait for our shift to be over; hit the pool, have a Mai Tai.
Catherine Chandler: This is New York, not Hawaii.
Tess Vargas: Okay, PMS, but I'm ordering you one, too. You know, now that we know you're not...
[makes a face]