Rob Brydon credited as playing...
- Emma: [upon looking at Mount Vesuvius from a ferry] Do you think it's still active?
- Rob: I like to think so.
- Steve: First class?
- Rob: No, business or upper class virgin
- Rob: You know what would make this perfect now? Michael Bublé. Bit of Bublé. Do you like Bublé? Where do you stand on Michael Bublé?
- Steve: His windpipe?
- [Steve is driving while listening to Alanis Morissette's Hand in My Pocket , lifting his hand to mock high five when the song lyrics are such]
- Rob: Keep your hands on the wheels.
- Steve: But that's what she'd...
- Rob: She's not driving the car that I'm a passenger in.
- Steve: Yeah, but she's like...
- Rob: Yeah, if she were driving the car, I'd say the same to her, "Alanis love, both hands on the wheel, please."
- Steve: You do know that I'm not a homosexual
- Rob: We are not having a romantic dinner, we are having a stimulating lunch
- Steve: [attractive hotel hostess walks by] She's got a lovely gait.
- Rob: Probably padlocked.
