Troy Baker credited as playing...
The President of The United States of America - Male 1
- Benjamin King: This is a problem.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: It's not a problem.
- Benjamin King: You alienated part of America.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: I alienated crazy people.
- Pierce Washington: You couldn't resist, could you?
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: Jesus, not you too.
- Pierce Washington: This is a problem.
- Benjamin King: I keep trying to explain that, but the President won't listen.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: Poverty is a problem. Apartheid is a problem. This is just a couple o...
- Pierce Washington: [Hands over a file] Here's the latest approval poll.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: We lost twenty points, we can get them back.
- Pierce Washington: They're *at* twenty points.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: I'll admit that's a little lower than anticipated.
- Pierce Washington: So you agree you have a problem.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: Nope, you do. You're the communications director, fix this.
- Pierce Washington: Can you give me 100% employment?
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: No.
- Pierce Washington: Will you get married?
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: Fuck no.
- Pierce Washington: Then I think we're in trouble.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: King, can you have this naysayer assassinated?
- Benjamin King: Not when you say it publicly.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: You were more fun as a gang leader.
- Benjamin King: We have a country to run, fun isn't part of the equation.
- The President of The United States of America - Male 1: Where's a septic truck when you need one?