Jesse McCartney credited as playing...
Theodore
- [first lines]
- Alvin: Are we rolling?
- Theodore: Okay, we're rolling.
- [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon]
- Theodore: Dave's birthday message, take 1.
- Alvin, Simon: Happy birthday, Dave!
- Alvin: We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
- Brittany: Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
- Alvin: Uh...
- Theodore: Take 2.
- Alvin: [claps his hands] To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol...
- [the Chipettes wave]
- Alvin: ... We thought we'd throw you a small get...
- [the cellphone is ringing]
- Alvin: Hold on, that's the DJ!
- Simon: Wait, "DJ"?
- Alvin: Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
- Simon: Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?
- [takes off his glasses angrily]
- Alvin: Of course not! The party planner did.