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Rob Mac and Kaitlin Olson in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)

Jean St. James: Customer

The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Jean St. James credited as playing...

Customer

Quotes1

  • Mac: Hi, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than busting a nut.
  • Customer: Excuse me?
  • Mac: Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing your load.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Oh...
  • Mac: He said it was a funny joke.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Well, no... hold on.
  • Mac: Yeah, it's like coming all over you. It's light, it's playful.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.
  • Mac: Sorry, we jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.
  • Dennis Reynolds: No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.
  • Mac: Well, where do I jizz?
  • Dennis Reynolds: You don't jizz.
  • Mac: How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?
  • Dennis Reynolds: No, ma'am, I think what...
  • Mac: Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything.
  • Dee Reynolds: Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Holy shit, you're late.

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