Patricia Clarkson credited as playing...
- Wendy: At 21 years, we're on our third itch... or it's male menopause.
- Wendy: I just don't understand why men do that, wag their balls in your face.
- Wendy: My sister and I were left alone to raise our mother.
- Wendy: Excuse me, you've never, you've never met her?
- Darwan: She's from a village near where I grew up. My sister picked her out for me.
- Wendy: If my sister picked out a husband for me, he would be some dick-less.
- Darwan: Yes, you are better off... That is why you're alone and crazy.
- Darwan: Wendy... Could we go...? Somewhere we can celebrate, a dinner, please? Or just a coffee sometime, just to chat.
- Wendy: I can't.
- Darwan: I want to see you again.
- Wendy: I know. The trouble is...
- Darwan: What? What?
- Wendy: You're a good man. You are my faith.
- Wendy: I unfriended god a long time ago
- Ted: When did you ever notice anything, Wendy? On the rare case when you look up from your book or your fucking computer, you look right through me like I'm a ghost.
- Wendy: Well, I'm looking through you now and you are a prick.
- Darwan: [talking about driving] You can't always trust people to behave properly.
- Wendy: [talking about Ted] Ain't that the truth?
- Wendy: [about the book, the joy of sex] Well, hand it. Let's see if there's anything we didn't cover.
- [Ted hands her the book. She reads aloud]
- Wendy: Missionary - check. Standing - check. Rear entry
- [Both laugh]
- Wendy: - Oh, check.
- Darwan: I think it's time to discuss road rage. You must learn to be calm and relaxed. Not only to drive, But also in your life as well.
- Wendy: And how do you manage that?
- Darwan: Prayer helps me. I pray everyday.
- Wendy: I'm mad at your God too.
- Wendy: [driving through the parking garage] Look, here is America.
- Business Man: You don't understand how much I envy you. I love nothing more than to live a life of a mind.
- Wendy: I'd like something to take my mind off my mind.
- Darwan: Pass him. Put on your signal, give it the gas.
- Wendy: [she maneuvers smoothly]
- Darwan: Very good. You only need a little courage, and a little gas.
- Wendy: You know there is a reason some people are alone... Because they deserve to be.
- Wendy: Darwan, thank you. I'll be hearing your voice in my head... For a long time.
- Darwan: That would please me.
- Wendy: Let me get you some real money.
- Darwan: I don't want anything, I like to help.
- Wendy: You like to help? That is impossible. You can't be from New York.
- Darwan: Yes, I am. From Queens.
- Wendy: That's not really New York, but... You're very kind and I thank you.
- Wendy: [attempting to parallel park] I'm lost.
- Darwan: Wendy, how do you know if you put in... Enough salt and pepper when you're making a stew?
- Wendy: You taste it.
- Darwan: Right. So what do you do when you lose track of which way the car is pointing... When you parallel park?
- Wendy: You taste it?
- Darwan: You just let the car move back a tiny bit... And see which way it goes. Taste the direction.
- Wendy: And then you adjust the seasoning?
- Darwan: Right. You adjust a little bit and a little bit. And now I've made myself hungry. I'll go home and make myself a curry.
