House of the Rising Son

Hayley: [coming down the stairs with a fireplace poker] Who the Hell are you?

Rebekah Mikaelson: Ah, you must be the maid. My bags are in the car. Go get them will you?

Hayley: Hello.

[smiles]

Hayley: Not the maid.

Rebekah Mikaelson: Right, you're that werewolf girl my brother Klaus knocked up. I was expecting to see some sort of supernatural miracle baby-bump. I guess you're not showing yet. It's Hayley, isn't it?

Hayley: You have your brother's manners.

Rebekah Mikaelson: And his temper too. So watch it... Where's Elijah?

Hayley: Beats me. He's long gone.

Rebekah Mikaelson: What do you mean "long gone"?

Hayley: Well, one minute he was here, making epic promises about protecting me and this predicament that a bottle of scotch and some bad decisions got me into. He was all poetic about how we're family. And then, Klaus told me he bailed. Guess that's what I get for trusting a vampire.

Rebekah Mikaelson: Elijah isn't just any vampire and he doesn't break promises, which means Niklaus has done something dastardly and Klaus-like. Klaus! Come here and tell me what you did with our brother, you narcissistic, backstabbing wanker!