Lewis Lovhaug credited as playing...
Linkara
- Linkara: [feeling depressed] My friends, this is a sad, tragic day. This is a time for mourning and reflection, for you see... this is the final issue of "Brute Force". I know, right? How the hell can this series only get four issues when so many other worse comics get longer runs? We live in a world where the sheer awesome stupidity of cyborg animals protecting the environment with laser eyes and bear-zookas is restricted to a mere four issues, yet "Cry for Justice" gets seven, "Marville" gets six, and "All-Star Batman and Robin" gets ten! There is no justice in this world. So all we can do now is celebrate "Brute Force" and salute its epic dumbness and hilarious concept.
- [makes a saluting motion]
- Linkara: Let's recap, shall we? Dr. Randall Pierce decided to invent a bunch of cyborg armor for gorillas that was then stolen by the evil company that he worked because of reasons that remain unclear. As a response, he decided to equip a bunch of other animals with cybernetic enhancements that, in turn, gave them enhanced intellects and weaponry. They then proceeded to blow up half of a forest that was already being demolished by another evil company. I would say it seemed like a good idea at the time, but... no, it was a bad idea then, too. Upon learning that that evil company actually worked for his evil company, Pierce stupidly confronted his boss, who made it look like he was the one who had done it and thus got to work assembling his own team of cyborg animals that are evil for no good reason. Pierce got arrested and the Brute Force joined forces with his ginger-afroed friend Charlie Sutton, who proceeded to go an investigation of yet another evil company that was trying to fill the world with pollution and mutate human beings into mutant fish-people who could breathe the poisoned air, AKA the long-determined crossover between "Captain Planet" and "The Airzone Solution". So that diversion got taken care of so that the story can actually get back to its own damn plot, which is where we are now.