Desiree Akhavan credited as playing...
Shirin
- Shirin: This is so beautiful. No homo.
- Maxine: What do you mean, "No homo"?
- Shirin: Oh, you don't know what "no homo" is? Okay, so "no homo" is this thing that rappers say to each other to like nullify the gayness of their words. They could be like, "those are some really fly jeans, man. No homo." or "Your song touched me. No homo."
- Maxine: Like, "I like the way your dick tastes in my mouth. No homo."
- [Both crack-up]
- Shirin: Exactly.
- [pause]
- Shirin: I feel really lucky to have met you.
- Maxine: No homo?
- Shirin: Homo.
- Maxine: I have something on my mind but it feels too scary to say out loud.
- Shirin: Say it.
- Maxine: Do you have something on your mind?
- Shirin: Maybe?
- Maxine: What?
- Shirin: Don't be a pussy.
- Maxine: Okay, let's say it at the same time on the count of three. One.
- Maxine, Shirin: Two.
- Shirin: I'm falling in love with you.
- Maxine: [simultaneously] I'm thinking of transitioning into a man.
- [Both laugh]
- Maxine: Of course, I'm falling in love with you.