Daphne Zuniga credited as playing...
Andrea Shmeckle
- Barista: Next!
- Oliver: Yes I'd like a cup of coffee.
- Barista: Aspen, Vail or steamboat?
- Oliver: I'm sorry, I'm not following?
- Barista: Small, medium or large?
- Oliver: Oh large, large coffee.
- Barista: Right, which coffee?
- Oliver: Uh, what do you recommend?
- Barista: Everything's on the board.
- Oliver: This is my first visit frankly I wouldn't be here at all if my coffee machine hadn't been illegally appropriated after an unfortunate war of words with my superior, well I wouldn't really call her my superior...
- Shane McInerney: [From behind] Excuse me, could I just give him my order while you're reminiscing, i'll even pay for your coffee if you just let me go ahead of you.
- Oliver: [Takes a step back] Be my guest.
- Shane McInerney: Sorry, it's just I'm late and it's my first day at my new job.
- Oliver: At least you're employed.
- Shane McInerney: [to the barista] Aspen skinny vanilla latte...
- Oliver: [Looks at the people sitting around them] Rather than sitting over there just staring off into cyberspace...
- Shane McInerney: ... He'll have a steamboat Americano.
- Oliver: What is that?
- Shane McInerney: Large black coffee.
- [Looks at the people Oliver was referring to]
- Shane McInerney: Most of those people actually are employed, they're just working from home... theoretically.
- Oliver: Someone pays them... theoretically?
- Barista: [Before Shane can answer] Aspen skinny vanilla latte... and a steamboat Americano.
- Shane McInerney: Gotta go.
- [Hands the barista money]
- Shane McInerney: Keep the change.
- Oliver: [Picks up the coffee] Thanks.
- [a few minutes later when Oliver arrives at work]
- Andrea Shmeckle: Oliver. I want you to train this girl she's a computer something from Washington.
- Oliver: No.
- Andrea Shmeckle: I will fire you.
- Oliver: I have a government service pay level higher than you can count.
- Andrea Shmeckle: I will take your refrigerator.
- Oliver: You will return my Mr. Coffee.
- Andrea Shmeckle: [They stare each other down, she gives in] Done.
- Oliver: Send her in.
- Andrea Shmeckle: [Hands Oliver a file and then shouts behind her] McInerney!
- Oliver: [Shane walks into view] It's you!
- Shane McInerney: Mr. Steamboat... incredible.
- Andrea Shmeckle: You know each other?
- Oliver, Shane McInerney: [In unison] Theoretically.