American Werewolf

This film is made by the same director as the one who did Lycan Colony. This one is both better than that film and worse at the same time. It has a bit better looking werewolf and the plot is less goofy; however, Lycan Colony has a bit more going on and therefore does not get as boring as this one does.

The story has a man who looks like Santa taking his wife to the middle of nowhere for a drink on their anniversary. She is abducted and seemingly killed by some beast in the woods. Flash ten years later and Santa has been reelected sheriff and killings begin taking place. Santa and his deputy, who looks like Elon Musk with a neck beard, teams up with a guy with a YouTube channel named Raven Nevermore to try and find the beast!

The acting is bad, but a bit better than Lycan Colony. The sheriff does alright, but the deputy is out of place and the YouTube guy is extremely hammy. Once again, the werewolf looks okay, but you barely see it in this film.

So the film is a bit boring and one wishes there is some more gore, but there is a twist or two to kind of make things interesting. No attractive girls in this one at all, no one cute like the girl who climbs the side of houses in Lycan Colony. So nothing good at all, just a very cheaply made werewolf film with a few surprises I guess.

I started watching this movie which was released in 2024, (keep that In mind folks). CGI where? Horrible acting like not even trying to act at all, horrible camera work and terrible lighting. Don't get me started on the mic they used, it seemed like one of those comedy movies or the Blair witch project that showed the camera being used. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone seriously interested in werewolf movies because this is a mockery and frankly a little bit sad. Did I mention the fact that I paid $3 to rent it? There were no trailers annd I figured a movie made in 2024 wouldn't be so pitiful. Overall I'd say their budget was $10.

"The worst movie ever made" is a term that gets overused on this platform, but this might really be it. It's like something a few kids wrote, directed and shot on a camcorder in an afternoon for a class project. The acting is wooden and atrocious, as if none of the performers have ever rehearsed or been on camera before. The script is clunky and expositional; the attempted humor is cringeworthy. This isn't even competent enough to qualify as so-bad-it's-good entertainment; it's more like being forced by pushy parents to watch a 70-minute home video of their kid's lousy dance recital or something.

The only mysteries are: how this ever got released, even as free content on a free streaming service; and whether the cover art cost more than the rest of the production combined.

The art is deceiving, this movie is so bad it feels like someone released it as a prank. Every single scene is 10-20 seconds too long and it has unnecessary scenes added in all over the place, It could have easily been a short film. The whole thing is atrocious, the lighting, the writing all of it's awful, it's like they hired people from Craigslist to act in it, filmed it in the it makes me not feel bad about any of my art I've ever made. Middle class Musk is the only thing that made this a laughable watch, but I skipped over a bunch for the awful werewolf reveal. I've seen better movies in my high school film class.

OH MY GOD What an awful movie! Please tell me this is someone's idea of a joke!

Best actor in this cinematic abortion was the dog and if I were him, I'd fire my manager.

I hope no one hoped to launch an acting career off this mess.

This was filmed in Virginia-the state should also fire it's manager.