Trailer was Clickbait for Your Wallet
I love horror films of all kinds and even the worst of b rated films. But this was absolutely the worst. The trailer was like the 70s where scenes are dubbed together to make it dramatic and suspenseful looking. 90 minutes run time felt like 5 hours. 45 minutes is just wannabe J Voorhees gimmicked slasher walking through the woods with camera behind him and overly dramatic footsteps that apparently NO ONE could hear as he walks up on them. 3 kills that were viable as "new" like trailer claims. The other three were bunk and ridoculous even in a campy way. The crickets and bullfrogs for background sound. This actually had ALL the tools and presentation for a F13th style slasher that COULD have been cool but absolutely wasnt. Save your money, and more importantly your time. 90 minutes of post TBell bathroom pain is less disappointing than this drivel. VERY dosappointing in EVERY way imaginable. Even for an indie, low budget, and even for a Shudder production. Actually mad leaving theater just now. But laughing mad at how I got duped by one of the oldest horror movie tricks of all time and suckered into seeing this abominable waste of film, money and ideas.
- rocky_53
- Jun 3, 2024