Joe Walker credited as playing...
Prince Achmed • Past Royal Vizier • Ensemble
- Prince Achmed: It is I that will be doing the fucking today!
- Tall Soldier: That's right, bring Achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt.
- Prince Achmed: I did not fuck a tiger! One was set upon me! That darn cat tore right through the seat of my pants and grabbed a hold of my woody.
- Sensitive Soldier, Small Soldier, Tall Soldier: Tiger fucker, tiger fucker!
- Prince Achmed: No, no, no, my Woody! Look!
- [pulls out a Woody doll]
- Prince Achmed: His arm is all fucked up. And now... now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!
- Ja'far: You must forgive our princess, she is youthful, but... well meaning.
- Prince Achmed: [scoffs] Do not feed me a shit and call it couscous, Ja'far.