Jim Povolo credited as playing...
Captain • Ensemble
- Prince Achmed: It is I that will be doing the fucking today!
- Tall Soldier: That's right, bring Achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt.
- Prince Achmed: I did not fuck a tiger! One was set upon me! That darn cat tore right through the seat of my pants and grabbed a hold of my woody.
- Sensitive Soldier, Small Soldier, Tall Soldier: Tiger fucker, tiger fucker!
- Prince Achmed: No, no, no, my Woody! Look!
- [pulls out a Woody doll]
- Prince Achmed: His arm is all fucked up. And now... now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!
- Ja'far: [reading] By royal decree of the Sultan and his executive branch, the entire 2D department is to be disbanded. All 150 of its members are to be sacked.
- Captain: Mm-hm. We put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead.
- Ja'far: But those were men and women of talent and quality! All those masters of craftsmen just thrown right out the window!
- Captain: [nodding] Out of the highest window of the western tower.