Dennis Waterman credited as playing...
Gerry Standing
- [last lines]
- Gerry Standing: [to Max] Why don't you stick around; we're going for summat to eat.
- Steve McAndrew: Yeah, Danny's going to break the padlock on his wallet or face a data protection charge; you don't want to miss that.
- Max Clement: Shouldn't mind. Where we going?
- Gerry Standing: Bombay Boonah.
- Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman: Why don't we try somewhere different?
- Danny Griffin: Like what?
- Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman: A kebab?
- Gerry Standing: Kebab! No! We know what we like and we like what we know. Listen, I doubt if you can get a good Jalfrezi where you come from.
- Max Clement: A what?
- Gerry Standing: It's a traditional English dish.
- Gerry Standing: [examining photo] Blimey, if I had a looker like that in my wallet, I'd want *everyone* to know about it.
- Steve McAndrew: Which is exactly why you'd never have a looker like that.