Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Donald Mallard: The first recorded use of a pillow was in 7000 B.C. Of course, back then, only the wealthy could afford such luxury.
- Jimmy Palmer: [holding some merchandise] And now look at what 30 bucks can get you. Oh, I've always wanted a body pillow.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You done shopping, Palmer?
- Donald Mallard: Well, actually, I have a buckwheat knee pillow on hold. You see, the interesting thing about buckwheat is that--
- [notices Gibbs's annoyed expression]
- Donald Mallard: --Oh, never mind.
- Donald Mallard: An honor killing, Mr. Palmer, is when a relative is murdered for bringing dishonor on the family. It's a brutal custom. Women can be killed for refusing an arranged marriage, for infidelity, or just for being a lovesick teenager.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Being caught kissing a boy.
- Donald Mallard: It's a misnomer if I ever heard one. I mean, there's no honor involved.