Faye Marsay credited as playing...
Steph Chambers
- [singing in The Van Driving to Dulais]
- Steph, Stella, Zoe: [to the Tune of "Solidarity Forever"] Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart...
- Reggie: You can't possibly say that every woman is a lesbian.
- Zoe: Why not?
- Reggie: Because they're not! Esther Rantzen isn't a lesbian. My mum is not a lesbian.
- Stella: How do you know?
- Reggie: How do I know my Mum's not a lesbian?
- Ray: What he's trying to say is, you can't make grand, sweeping generalizations. It's not acceptable.
- [beat]
- Steph, Stella, Zoe: [Resumes Singing] Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Including Reggie's Mum!
- Bromley: I've never met a lesbian before
- Steph: Really? I've never met anyone who irons their jeans.
- Bromley: I live at home.
- Steph: No shit! Is that where you got that lovely brooch?
- [Bromley Hastily Removes a "Happy Birthday" Pin]
- Bromley: That's embarrassing. It's today.
- Steph: What are you? Ten?
- Bromley: I'm twenty.
- Steph: I wouldn't go spreading that around.
- [Bromley Looks Confused]
- Steph: You're illegal, darling. Sixteen for the breeders. Twenty-one for the gays. Did you learn nothing on that march? You're *still* a minor.
- Bromley: Jesus!
- Steph: Victory to the Minors.