Dave Franco credited as playing...
Jack Wilder
- Jack Wilder: Look, it's not something I'm proud of, but every girl I get close to, I end up taking their trust. And then their wallet. So...
- Lula: You take their wallets?
- Jack Wilder: Yeah.
- Lula: [holds up Jack's wallet and drops it on the floor] You ever take their belts?
- [Lula holds up Jack's belt and drops it on the floor]
- Lula: Or how about some peanuts from the hotel bar?
- [she holds them up and drops them]
- Lula: Not sure why you took those. I'm sorry, did you think that I was like those other girls? Oh, Jack.
- Walter Mabry: We'll be working together. Yes. Allow me to introduce myself.
- Jack Wilder: Yeah, you're Walter Mabry. You died a year ago.
- Walter Mabry: Yes, an idea I got from you, Mr. Wilder. Fake your death, the world puts its guard down.
- Jack Wilder: Chase! As you stare into my eyes, you will find that you want to sleep!
- [Chase's head slumps forward]
- Jack Wilder: When you wake, you will beg for Merrritt's forgiveness and realize that you will never be half the man he is.
- [Jack wakes Chase with a slap]
- Chase McKinney: Merritt, I am so, so very, very sorry about how pathetic your pupil is. Hey, a little hint on your technique of surprise. It lacks that all-essential little element of surprise!