John DeLuca credited as playing...
Anthony
- Anthony: Danny would not say something like that, because he's Irish. And Irish kids develop later, okay? They don't think about sex till they're, like, 25.
- Mary Ellen: Wow, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
- Anthony: It's a biology fact, Mary Ellen, okay. Read a fuckin' book.
- Mary Ellen: "Biology fact."
- Anthony: Okay look, first it's Hispanic guys, obviously, then the Black guys, then the Italians, then the French, and then the Irish, all right? And then, probably, like the Asians eventually.
- Mary Ellen: Oh my God, when you join the Navy their collective IQ is gonna drop like 25 points. You're gonna sink our ships.
- Anthony: Hey, if you're love with me, just say you're love with me.
- Anthony: You know, the best part is, dude, she had a kid, like, a year ago, man. She's still fuckin' stacked. It's incredible.
- Frank Gomes: This is about Danny banging someone decent before he goes off to Monsters University.
- Anthony: What I don't understand is, why you need a party - to get laid. Why don't you just - go out and just bang something?
- Mary Ellen: Yeah, you say that because you hook up with *moms*. Moms don't need a party to have sex. They need a glass of shitty wine.
- Mary Ellen: Ms. Greeley, I am worried maybe you've had, like, a little too much to drink - forever. We're breaking a lot of rules. We have lifeguards drinking. There's glass by the pool.
- Ms. Greeley: Oh, my God. What are you, the wine police?
- Anthony: Yeah.
- Ms. Greeley: What are you going to do, arrest me?
- Anthony, Ms. Greeley: Boo! Aah!
- Mary Ellen: Anthony, would you say you have a big dick?
- Anthony: Snacks, huh? Hey, Frank, how's that diet going, huh?
- Frank Gomes: Diet's going great. I ate kale out of your mom's pussy last night.
- Anthony: Holy shit. Who are you?
- Mary Ellen: Shut up.
- Anthony: Nah, you look great. It's kind of nice. You have a lot of cleavage out.
- Anthony: This is my buddy, Danny. He's totally cool. He's my friend.
- Officer Greg: I feel like these guys are...
- Officer Wankel: Like the gay versions of us?
- Anthony: You okay?
- Ms. Greeley: Kinky.
- Anthony: I'm gonna be - right back, okay?
- Ms. Greeley: Oh, you better be. Because I got a sitter for tonight.
- Anthony: Right.
- Ms. Greeley: You - sittin' on this.
- [points to her mouth]
- Anthony: Wow, okay...
- Ms. Greeley: Balls on the bull's-eye.