Neal McDonough credited as playing...
Deadshot
- The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
- [Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
- Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
- The Joker: I am not!
- Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
- The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets...
- [fires the gun into the air]
- The Joker: See?
- [Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
- Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!
- [Deadshot finds Harley in his bed]
- Deadshot: What do you want?
- Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
- [Angry, Deadshot throws her down on the bed and pins her arms above her head]
- Harley Quinn: WHOO! Good start!
- Deadshot: Oh, what the hell...
- [He starts making out with Harley. She wraps her legs around him and they both tumble off the bed with a crash...]
- Harley Quinn: Yahtzee!
- [last lines]
- [Amanda notices a line of sight on her chest]
- Amanda Waller: Motherf...
- Deadshot: [aiming at her with a gun] Bang.
- [Deadshot shows he can throw darts better than Captain Boomerang]
- Captain Boomerang: Lucky shot.
- Deadshot: Right. Let's see *you* do it.
- [Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it]
- Captain Boomerang: Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
- [Deadshot punches Captain Boomerang]
- Deadshot: Let's call it even... mate.