Nina Lisandrello credited as playing...
Tess Vargas
- J.T. Forbes: I have been working on this thing for the past twelve hours. How about a little positive reinforcement?
- Tess Vargas: I'm not feeling very positive right now.
- J.T. Forbes: Why? Cat said she isn't gonna expose you.
- Tess Vargas: No, it's not that. I just... I dread this holiday so much.
- J.T. Forbes: Which part?
- Tess Vargas: It's the part where my family grills me about my single status, and there are no gifts to offset the humiliation.
- J.T. Forbes: Then don't go. Tell them you're working, which you are. We can boycott the holidays together.
- Tess Vargas: [distastefully] Just you and me?
- J.T. Forbes: And some beer and pizza, and creepy guy's voice.
- Tess Vargas: Could we start drinking now?
- J.T. Forbes: Absolutely. This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving ever. Non-Thanksgiving.