Allison Janney credited as playing...
Bonnie Plunkett
- Christy: So... you got up at like, dawn? You woke, dressed and fed Roscoe and took him to school, made sure Violet got to the obstetrician, and had time to pick up Starbucks and croissants?
- Bonnie: It's the least I could do. I wanted to pay back your generosity. Enjoy your breakfast, I'll get started on the laundry.
- [leaves the room, picking up clothes]
- Christy: [pause] Why is this pissing me off so much?
- Christy: Did Roscoe ask where I was?
- Bonnie: He did. I told him even though mommies and daddies get divorced, they still love to have hot monkey sex. What? Kids love monkeys!
- Christy: Mom!
- Bonnie: Kidding, I'm kidding, I told him you were camping.
- Christy: He bought that?
- Bonnie: He's adorable but let's face it, we're looking at trade school.
- Christy: What about Violet?
- Bonnie: Community college.
- Christy: Not that, I mean...
- Bonnie: I know, she just thinks you're a godless fornicator.
- Christy: [pause] I'm not godless.