Billy Bob Thornton credited as playing...
Lorne Malvo
- Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.
- Lorne Malvo: No.
- Lorne Malvo: Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.
- Mail Clerk: This is highly irregular?
- Lorne Malvo: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.
- Stavros Milos: You don't get to be the Supermarket King of Minnesota without making a few enemies, all right?
- Stavros Milos: Start with my damn wife.
- Lorne Malvo: You think you wife's blackmailing you?
- Stavros Milos: You ever nail a Greek woman?
- Stavros Milos: After 40, their pussies grow teeth.
- Lorne Malvo: Frank Peterson.
- Dmitri Milos: Oh, yeah, from the store.
- Lorne Malvo: Hey, I got one for you. What kind of bone will a dog never eat?
- Dmitri Milos: Huh. Chicken?
- Lorne Malvo: A trombone.
- Dmitri Milos: Oh, yeah. That's a good one. A trombone.
- Dmitri Milos: Oh, my dad'll like that one.