Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- [first lines]
- Raj Koothrappali: So. Couldn't help but notice. None of you RSVP'd to my murder mystery dinner party.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh yeah. We were meaning to do that.
- Raj Koothrappali: No you weren't, because it was a week ago and nobody came! So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.
- Sheldon Cooper: Don't think that qualifies as a mystery. We all knew what we were doing.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: We're sorry, Rajesh.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Maybe we can do it next week.
- Howard Wolowitz: Whoa, whoa, not that sorry.
- Raj Koothrappali: Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.
- Sheldon Cooper: Great.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Thank you.
- Howard Wolowitz: Hallelujah.
- Raj Koothrappali: Because I've got something better planned!
- Howard Wolowitz, Leonard Hofstadter, Amy Farrah Fowler: Aaw.
- Sheldon Cooper: Come on.
- Raj Koothrappali: Just hear me out. I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt like they have at M.I.T.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, I loved those. I did them every year there.
- Leonard Hofstadter: We did them at Princeton too.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, that's cute. Like it's a real college.
- Sheldon Cooper: Amusing. I was going to say that about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Scavenger hunts at Harvard we're really tough. I always got stuck on the first challenge; trying to find someone to be on a team with me.
- [laughs]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I guess that story's more sad than funny.
- Howard Wolowitz: Wow, you're really good at puzzles.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I did them all the time as a kid. As my mom used to say: when you're doing a puzzle, it's like having a thousand friends. She was full of fun lies like that.
- Howard Wolowitz: If it makes you feel any better, my mom's just full of pound cake.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sorry you got stuck with me. I bet you wanted to be with Bernadette.
- Howard Wolowitz: Have you ever played a game with Bernadette?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No.
- Howard Wolowitz: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
- [last lines]
- [singing karaoke]
- Howard Wolowitz: Hey, she got the way to move me / Cherry
- Amy Farrah Fowler: She got the way to groove me
- Howard Wolowitz: Cherry, baby
- Amy Farrah Fowler: She got the way to move me
- Howard Wolowitz, Amy Farrah Fowler: She got the way to groove me / ba ba ba ba / She got the way to move me / Cherry / She got the way to groove me
- Howard Wolowitz: Yah.