Taissa Farmiga credited as playing...
Zoe Benson
- Zoe Benson: Madison can't be the Supreme.
- Nan: She's selfish and she's a whore.
- Zoe Benson: I didn't realize this before, but we can't survive on our own. The sisterhood protects each of us.
- Nan: If I was the Supreme, I would only do good.
- Zoe Benson: I believe that. You don't have a mean bone in your body. Maybe you're the kind of leader we need.
- Madison Montgomery: That swamp bitch can't even spell her own name, and now she gets the keys to the kingdom? I mean, I came back from the dead.
- Zoe Benson: Yeah. Misty brought you back.
- Nan: I could be the Supreme.
- Madison Montgomery: Yeah, the mind reading's a real party trick, Mumbles the Clown.
- Nan: My powers are growing. I can do mind control.
- Madison Montgomery: Prove it.
- Nan: Put out that cigarette.
- [Madison puts out her cigarette]
- Nan: Now stick it in your vagina.
- Zoe Benson: Nan, stop! Both of you skanks, enough!
- Joan Ramsey: I think the fondest memory I have of Luke was when he was nine. He had made the most adorable little cross out of driftwood.
- Nan: Where's his body?
- Zoe Benson: I think she meant to ask, where do you plan to have the funeral?
- Joan Ramsey: Well, there will be a service in our church, but Luke is here... now.
- [Sets urn on the table]
- Joan Ramsey: I had him cremated. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
- Nan: You... bitch!
- Madison Montgomery: Well, that was a morbid field trip.
- Zoe Benson: Queenie's dead.
- Madison Montgomery: We don't know that. They haven't released the names. She could be at the Souplantation, you know how much that bitch loves a bottomless bowl. Should we go to the morgue?
- Zoe Benson, Nan: No.
- Madison Montgomery: For witches, you guys are *such* squares.