Sylvester McCoy credited as playing...
Sylvester McCoy
- Peter Davison: Okay, I've got a call from my contact. I know the filming dates, and I've got a plan.
- Colin Baker: Your contact? Who is this contact?
- Peter Davison: Well, I've picked up a lot of contacts over the years.
- Sylvester McCoy: Oh, I've picked up quite a few contacts while filming "The Hobbit".
- Peter Davison: Anyway, my contact...
- Colin Baker: [Interrupting] This "contact" wouldn't have a Scottish accent and be married to your daughter, would he?
- Peter Davison: Now you see, I can't reveal that.
- Sylvester McCoy: Do you think we should call Tom?
- Colin Baker: Call Tom?
- Peter Davison: Why?
- Sylvester McCoy: Well, he might want to join the team.
- Colin Baker: Tom?
- Peter Davison: Well, you call him then.
- Sylvester McCoy: Oh no, I don't think I should call him.
- Peter Davison: Well, it's your brilliant idea!
- Colin Baker: Oh, for heaven's sake! I've eaten possum's anus on live television. Couldn't be worse than that. I'LL call him!
- Peter Davison: Right. Let's go.
- Sylvester McCoy: Hang on. One thing: WHY are we doing this?
- Colin Baker: Why?
- Sylvester McCoy: Well, I've traveled 12,000 miles to get here, I'm in breach of contract, my film career's in tatters, and for what?
- Colin Baker: He's right. What is the point? Why are we doing all of this?
- Peter Davison: [pauses for a moment to think] For the fans.
- Colin Baker: Of course. For the fans!
- Sylvester McCoy: Right! For the fans! Let's go!
- Colin Baker: You really are from another planet, you know that?
- Peter Davison: This is not the REAL TARDIS.
- Colin Baker: REALLY?
- Sylvester McCoy: I'd like to go home now.
- Peter Davison: Plan B!
- Sylvester McCoy: What do you think he's doing?
- Colin Baker: Reading a script. He's always reading scripts. And filming. Always filming.
- Sylvester McCoy: It's probably for TV. I mean, who wants to do TV? It's not like it's a motion picture.
- Colin Baker: Oh, shut up!