Mimi Kennedy credited as playing...
- Christy: Marjorie, how many cats do you own?
- Marjorie: Oh, you don't own cats. You love them.
- Christy: Okay... How many cats do you love?
- Marjorie: [pointing and gesturing] Well, let's see. That's Carlos Santana, and that's Grace Slick, and that's Boz Skaggs, and Steve Miller, and these three are the Tower of Power horn section. And this fat little trouble-maker is Jerry Garcia. So... eight.
- Marjorie: [Christy sneezes] Oh dear, are you allergic to cats?
- Christy: [congested voice] A little.
- Bonnie: Since when?
- Christy: [looks at her] Since *birth*, Mom.
- Marjorie: [checks her phone] Oh my God... I just got a text from my son... he wants to see me.
- Christy: That's great.
- Bonnie: Gummy double D's and a curly blonde wig, you could actually have a chance of getting laid, by a man!
- Marjorie: What are gummy bear breasts?
- Bonnie: The latest in plastic surgery. It's like memory foam, with nipples!
- Marjorie: I don't want anyone else to know about this.
- Christy: Why not?
- Marjorie: I don't want them feeling sorry for me because I'm sick.
- Bonnie: They don't, they feel sorry for you because you're a crazy cat lady!
- Marjorie: I baked brownies for Christy's son's bake sale. These are regular, and these are no sugar, no dairy and no gluten: I call them frownies.
- Bonnie: So what's your plan for the baldness?
- Marjorie: They said that might not happen.
- Bonnie: Oh it's happening, you're gonna look like a thumb in a housecoat.
- Marjorie: [after Bonnie and Christy embarrasses her by flirting with her cancer doctor] Why would I need new boobs when I have you two?
