Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas

This is absolute garbage. The intro sucks. The music sucks. The sword is terrible CGI.

Please stop making movies. It's obviously not your thing. Try hunting unicorns, you'll have better luck.

Seriously what is even happening here ? To label this trash or garbage is much too nice and to label it as a film or art is just appallingly false. What the heck is this utter nonsense ? Whoever made this please reach out, I wanna know what kind of drugs you sprinkle in your cereal.

I guess the giveaway should have been when I was watching the opening credits! This guy is so full of himself it's unbelievable. In all honesty, I've seen better productions of nativity shows at primary schools. Shocking camera work, direction, acting, script. The list just goes on. I can only assume that this guy Aeneas paid for verything himself as some glorious self promoting spectacle as I can't believe that anyone else would offer a penny to get this onto the market. Seriously, don't waste your time on this 'movie'. It's time wasted that you'll never, ever get back. The only thing I can suggest as a use for this film is in a filography school whereby they use it as an example of how NOT to make a movie.

What in the name of reason and good taste was this pile of manure supposed to be? There! That's my review. Take the warning and stay clear.