Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- [first lines]
- Leonard Hofstadter: The math is all there; it's not real
- Penny: Yes, it is!
- Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, uh, look. It is scientifically impossible for a person tip a cow. Even you with your stocky build and lumberjack shoulders, you couldn't do it.
- Raj Koothrappali: It's horrible. Why would you push a cow over? They're sacred.
- Penny: Oh, stop it. I've seen you eat a million hamburgers.
- Raj Koothrappali: Hey, an animal can be both sacred and delicious.
- Penny: I'm telling you I've done it, okay? I clearly remember the cow standing up and then the cow on its side.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Were you drunk?
- Penny: I was sixteen in Nebraska, what do you think?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I think you're the one who fell over.
- Penny: That would explain why the sky was also on its side.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I can't believe Penny is married to Zach.
- Raj Koothrappali: Wonder what she saw in that guy?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I don't know. He's sweet, he's tall, he's handsome...
- Amy Farrah Fowler: ...Broad shoulders, good hair...
- Raj Koothrappali: Huh. Wonder what she sees in Leonard?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Thanks again for cooking.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Yeah, everything was delicious.
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls...
- [Bernadette and Amy beam]
- Raj Koothrappali: Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray.
- Raj Koothrappali: Where does your mom keep the Crisco?
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't know. Maybe in a wad under her cheeks.