Alfred Molina credited as playing...
The Devil
- Mr. Goldenfold: This aftershave made women want me but it also made me impotent!
- Mr. Needful: A price for everything, Mr. Goldenfold. A price for everything. HAHAHA!
- Mr. Goldenfold: Oh my god! How could I not see this coming? MY LUST! MY GREED! I DESERVE THIS!
- Rick: This serum should
- [burp]
- Rick: counteract the negative effects.
- Mr. Goldenfold: Holy cats! Ladies, let's get outta here.
- [Off into the distance]
- Mr. Goldenfold: I haven't learned a thing!
- Summer: [being carried away by security after Mr. Needful stole her share of their company] You're Zuckerberging me?
- Mr. Needful: I was Zuckerberging people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped.
- Mr. Needful: This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women. Free of charge. One never pays here. Not with money.
- Mr. Goldenfold: Nothing to read into there. Thanks!
- Mr. Needful: Do I need to call the police?
- Rick: Here, you can use my phone. Don't worry, it won't make you deaf... because I'm not a hack!
- [Summer is breaking up a fight between her grandfather, Rick, and her boss, Mr. Needful]
- Summer: Stop it right now! Grandpa Rick, I like working here.
- Rick: You work for the Devil!
- Summer: So what?
- Rick, Mr. Needful: "So what"?