Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez • Morty Smith • Evil Rick • ...
Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
Rick and Morty
Justin Roiland credited as playing...
Rick Sanchez • Morty Smith • Evil Rick • Evil Morty • Doofus Rick • Council of Ricks • Additional Voices
- Rick: Earth Rick C-137, the council of ricks sentences you to The Machine of Unspeakable Doom. Which will swap your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls.
- Morty Smith: [Upon seeing the dome of tortured Mortys] Oh my god... why would somebody do this? It's horrible!
- Rick: Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats. But you get a whole matrix of Mortys and put 'em in agonising pain. That creates a pattern that can hide even from other Ricks, motherfucker. I fiddled with a concept like this once.
- [Morty stares at Rick]
- Rick: On paper, Morty, on paper! I wouldn't do this, it's barbaric overkill. I mean, you could accomplish the same result with like five Mortys and a jumper cable.
- [pauses as Morty glares at him]
- Rick: Which I also wouldn't do! I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship.
- Rick: Hey Morty, you want connection? Go be part of some stupid club like all those dumb Ricks. You know, maybe I don't connect because I'm the Rickest Rick there is. And you know, it would go without saying that the Rickest Rick... would have the Mortyest Morty.
- Morty Smith: It would go without saying, huh?
- Rick: Yeah, it would. Did you hear me say it?
- Morty Smith: Nah.
- [to himself]
- Morty Smith: The Mortyest Morty...