Release calendarTop 250 moviesMost popular moviesBrowse movies by genreTop box officeShowtimes & ticketsMovie newsIndia movie spotlight
    What's on TV & streamingTop 250 TV showsMost popular TV showsBrowse TV shows by genreTV news
    What to watchLatest trailersIMDb OriginalsIMDb PicksIMDb SpotlightFamily entertainment guideIMDb Podcasts
    OscarsEmmysToronto Int'l Film FestivalHispanic Heritage MonthIMDb Stars to WatchSTARmeter AwardsAwards CentralFestival CentralAll events
    Born todayMost popular celebsCelebrity news
    Help centerContributor zonePolls
For industry professionals
  • Language
  • Fully supported
  • English (United States)
    Partially supported
  • Français (Canada)
  • Français (France)
  • Deutsch (Deutschland)
  • हिंदी (भारत)
  • Italiano (Italia)
  • Português (Brasil)
  • Español (España)
  • Español (México)
Watchlist
Sign in
  • Fully supported
  • English (United States)
    Partially supported
  • Français (Canada)
  • Français (France)
  • Deutsch (Deutschland)
  • हिंदी (भारत)
  • Italiano (Italia)
  • Português (Brasil)
  • Español (España)
  • Español (México)
Use app
Back
  • Cast & crew
  • User reviews
  • Trivia
  • FAQ
IMDbPro
Colin Farrell in The Lobster (2015)

Colin Farrell: David

The Lobster

Colin Farrell credited as playing...

David

Photos242

View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
View Poster
+ 229
View Poster

Quotes12

  • Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
  • David: Yes. A lobster.
  • Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?
  • David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.
  • Loner Leader: Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?
  • David: No.
  • Loner Leader: Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.
  • David: [as the Biscuit Woman screams in pain in the distance] What happened?
  • Heartless Woman: She jumped from the window from 180. There is blood and biscuits everywhere.
  • David: I hope she dies right away.
  • David: [he pauses] On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and I'm quite tired, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.
  • Heartless Woman: I can't hear you with all the screaming. We'll talk some other time when it's quieter.
  • David: The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl.
  • [He kicks Elizabeth's left shin]
  • Nosebleed Woman: Come on, move away.
  • David: Don't cry Elizabeth, you should thank me. Now you'll have a limp and be more like your father.
  • Loner Leader: Where were you? I was looking for you.
  • David: I was masturbating behind those trees over there.
  • Short Sighted Woman: Kiwi.
  • David: That's right, ten out of ten again. Can I give you a kiss?
  • [Heartless woman fakes to choke on an olive, but David doesn't help]
  • Heartless Woman: I think we are a match.
  • David: Yes, I think so too.
  • David: Are you short sighted?
  • Loner Swimmer: No.
  • David: You're lying.
  • Loner Swimmer: It's the truth.
  • David: [shows him the chain of his sidebag] What does it say here?
  • Loner Swimmer: YKK.
  • David: You knew that already. All zips say the same thing.
  • David: I'm going to do it with a knife.
  • Short Sighted Woman: Do you want me to come with you?
  • David: I'd rather you didn't.
  • Short Sighted Woman: Don't worry. It's strange at first but then you'll get used to it. The other senses are heightened, touch for example, and hearing.
  • David: I know... I won't be long.
  • David: What blood type are you?
  • David: That's awful. Just awful.
  • David: That makes total sense.

More from this title

More to explore

Recently viewed

Please enable browser cookies to use this feature. Learn more.
Get the IMDb App
Sign in for more accessSign in for more access
Follow IMDb on social
Get the IMDb App
For Android and iOS
Get the IMDb App
  • Help
  • Site Index
  • IMDbPro
  • Box Office Mojo
  • License IMDb Data
  • Press Room
  • Advertising
  • Jobs
  • Conditions of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Your Ads Privacy Choices
IMDb, an Amazon company

© 1990-2025 by IMDb.com, Inc.