Colin Farrell credited as playing...
David
- Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
- David: Yes. A lobster.
- Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?
- David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.
- Loner Leader: Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?
- David: No.
- Loner Leader: Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.
- David: [as the Biscuit Woman screams in pain in the distance] What happened?
- Heartless Woman: She jumped from the window from 180. There is blood and biscuits everywhere.
- David: I hope she dies right away.
- David: [he pauses] On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and I'm quite tired, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.
- Heartless Woman: I can't hear you with all the screaming. We'll talk some other time when it's quieter.
- David: The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl.
- [He kicks Elizabeth's left shin]
- Nosebleed Woman: Come on, move away.
- David: Don't cry Elizabeth, you should thank me. Now you'll have a limp and be more like your father.
- Loner Leader: Where were you? I was looking for you.
- David: I was masturbating behind those trees over there.
- [Heartless woman fakes to choke on an olive, but David doesn't help]
- Heartless Woman: I think we are a match.
- David: Yes, I think so too.
- David: Are you short sighted?
- Loner Swimmer: No.
- David: You're lying.
- Loner Swimmer: It's the truth.
- David: [shows him the chain of his sidebag] What does it say here?
- Loner Swimmer: YKK.
- David: You knew that already. All zips say the same thing.
- David: I'm going to do it with a knife.
- Short Sighted Woman: Do you want me to come with you?
- David: I'd rather you didn't.
- Short Sighted Woman: Don't worry. It's strange at first but then you'll get used to it. The other senses are heightened, touch for example, and hearing.
- David: I know... I won't be long.