Martin Freeman credited as playing...
Dr. John Watson
- Sherlock Holmes: [referring to a taxi] That's mine. You two take a bus.
- Dr. John Watson: I don't... Why?
- Sherlock Holmes: I need to concentrate and I don't want to hit you.
- Emma Welsborough: Is your friend quite mad?
- Dr. John Watson: No, he's an arsehole, but it's an easy mistake.
- Dr. John Watson: And, uh... you, too, Sherlock.
- Sherlock Holmes: You, too, what?
- Dr. John Watson: Godfather. We'd like you to be godfather.
- Sherlock Holmes: God is a ludicrous fiction dreamt up by inadequates who abnegate all responsibility to an invisible magic friend.
- Dr. John Watson: Yeah, but there'll be cake. Will you do it?
- Sherlock Holmes: I'll get back to you.
- DI Lestrade: So, how's it going then, fatherhood?
- Dr. John Watson: Oh, good, great. Yeah, amazing.
- DI Lestrade: Get any sleep?
- Dr. John Watson: Christ, no.
- DI Lestrade: You at the beck and call of a screaming, demanding baby, woken up all hours to obey his every whim?
- DI Lestrade: [looking pointedly at Sherlock] Must feel very different.
- Sherlock Holmes: Sorry. What?
- Dr. John Watson: Yes, well, you know how it is. All you do is clean up their mess, pat them on the head...
- Sherlock Holmes: You two having a little joke?
- Dr. John Watson: Never a word of thanks. Can't even tell people's faces apart.
- Dr. John Watson: This is a joke, isn't it?
- Sherlock Holmes: Can't stand it. Never can. There's a loose thread in the world.
- Dr. John Watson: It doesn't mean you have to pull on it.
- Sherlock Holmes: What kind of a life would that be?