Donald Sutherland credited as playing...
John Spencer
- John Spencer: Is that really you, Ella?
- Ella Spencer: Of course it's me! Who are you?
- John Spencer: I'm me! John.
- Ella Spencer: No, you're not. My John is a young teacher. He's charming. Very handsome. Educated. I want him back. You stole him from me and I want you to give him back.
- John Spencer: Oh boy, if I could I would. He was stolen from me, and was stolen from you too.
- John Spencer: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
- Dan Coleman: I wear diapers, white boy, and now get out of here.