Emma Stone credited as playing...
Mia
- Sebastian: Alright, I remember you. And I'll admit I was a little curt that night.
- Mia: "Curt?"
- Sebastian: Okay, I was an asshole. I can admit that. But requesting "I Ran" from a serious musician, it's just, it's too far.
- Mia: My Lord, did you just say "a serious musician?"
- Sebastian: I don't think so.
- Mia: Can I borrow what you're wearing?
- Sebastian: Why?
- Mia: Because I have an audition next week. I'm playing a serious firefighter.
- Sebastian: So you're an actress? I thought you looked familiar. Have I seen you in anything?
- Mia: Uhh, the coffee shop on the Warner Brothers lot, that's a classic.
- Sebastian: Oh I see.
- Mia: Yeah.
- Sebastian: So you're a barista? And I can see how you could then look down on me from all the way up there.
- Sebastian: I thought you wanted me to do this, it just sounds like now you don't want me to do it.
- Mia: What do you mean, I wanted you to do this?
- Sebastian: This is what you wanted for me.
- Mia: To be in this band?
- Sebastian: To be in a band, to have a steady job, you know to be... you know.
- Mia: Of course, I wanted you to have a steady job so that you could take care of yourself and your life and you could start your club.
- Sebastian: Yeah, so I'm doing that, so I don't understand like why aren't we celebrating?
- Mia: Why aren't you starting your club?
- Sebastian: You said yourself no one wants to go that club. No one wants to go to a club called 'Chicken on a Stick.'
- Mia: So change the name!
- Sebastian: Well, no one likes jazz, not even you!
- Mia: I do like jazz now because of you!
- Mia: Maybe I'm one of those people that has always wanted to do it, but it's like a pipe dream for me, you know? And then you... you said it, you-you changed your dreams, and then you grow up. Maybe I'm one of those people, and I'm not supposed to. And I can go back to school, and I can find something else I'm supposed to do. 'Cause I left to do that, and it's been six years, and I don't wanna do it anymore.
- Sebastian: Why?
- Mia: Why what?
- Sebastian: Why don't you want to do it anymore?
- Mia: 'Cause I think it hurts a little bit too much.
- Sebastian: You're a baby.
- Mia: I'm not a baby.
- Sebastian: You are.
- Mia: I'm trying to grow up.
- Sebastian: You're crying like a baby.
- Mia: Oh, my god.
- Sebastian: And you have an audition tomorrow at 5:30. I'll be out front at 8:00 a.m. You'll be out front or not, I don't know.
- Mia: How did you find me here?
- Sebastian: The house in front of the library.
- Mia: [singing] And here's to the fools who dream / Crazy as they may seem. / Here's to the hearts that break. / Here's to the mess we make.
- Mia: Where's my car?
- Sebastian: You gotta put that thing to your chin.
- Mia: [indicating her key fob] This?
- Sebastian: Yeah. Yeah, it makes your head into an antenna, so...
- Mia: Ooh.
- Sebastian: I think it gives you cancer, but you find your car faster.
- Mia: What?
- Sebastian: I mean, you don't live long, but you get where you're going quicker, so it all evens out.
- Mia: That sounds terrible.
- Sebastian: Just a suggestion.
- Mia: You're... you're a real, um... what's the word I'm looking for?
- Sebastian: Knight in shining armor?
- Mia: Weirdo.
- Mia: I've been to a million auditions, and the same thing happens every time, where I get interrupted because someone wants to get a sandwich. Or I'm crying, and they start laughing. Or there's people sitting in the waiting room, and they're... and they're like me but prettier and better at the... because maybe I'm not good enough.
- Sebastian: Yes, you are.
- Mia: No... no, maybe I'm not.
- Sebastian: Yes, you are.
- Mia: Maybe I'm not.
- Sebastian: You are.
- Mia: Maybe I'm not.
- Sebastian: You are.