Rosemarie DeWitt credited as playing...
Laura
- Sebastian: Why do you say "romantic" like it's a dirty word?
- Laura: Unpaid bills are not romantic. Call her.
- Sebastian: I'm not gonna call her. And the thing is y-y-y-you're acting like life's got me on the ropes. I want to be on the ropes, okay? I'm just... I'm letting life hit me 'til it gets tired.
- Laura: Oh?
- Sebastian: Then I'm gonna hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.
- Laura: Okay, Ali. I love you. Unpack the boxes.
- Sebastian: I'm gonna change the locks.
- Laura: You can't afford it.
- Sebastian: I'm a phoenix rising from the ashes.
- Laura: When are you gonna unpack these boxes?
- Sebastian: When I unpack them in my own club.
- Laura: Oh, Sebastian. It's like a girl broke up with you and you're stalking her. You're not still going by there, are you?
- Sebastian: That's... you won't believe that they turned it into a samba-tapas place.
- Laura: Oh, my god, Sebastian!
- Sebastian: Samba. Tapas. Pick one, you know? Do one right.
- Sebastian: Please stop sneaking into my home.
- Laura: You think mom or dad would call this a home?
- Sebastian: What are you doing? Please don't do that. Please don't sit on that.
- Laura: Are you kidding?
- Sebastian: [ushering her off the stool] Please don't sit on that. Don't sit on that. Don't sit on that. Hoagy Carmichael sat on that!
- Laura: Oh, my god.
- Sebastian: The Baked Potato just threw it away.
- Laura: I can't imagine why.
- Laura: I have someone I want you to meet.
- Sebastian: I don't wanna meet anyone.
- Laura: Well...
- Sebastian: No, no, I don't wanna meet anyone.
- Laura: Dad gave you this?
- Sebastian: Yes.
- Laura: You'll like her.
- Sebastian: I don't think I'm gonna like her. Does she like jazz?
- Laura: Probably not.
- Sebastian: Then what are we gonna talk about?
- Laura: I don't know! It doesn't matter. Okay? Because you're living like a hermit. You're driving without insurance!
- Sebastian: It doesn't matter?
- Laura: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- Sebastian: Okay.
- Laura: You need to get serious.
- Sebastian: Well, then I know a guy with a face tattoo that you should see.
- Laura: Okay, low blow.