Eric Peterson credited as playing...
Oscar Leroy
- Oscar Leroy: Are you questioning my abilities?
- Brent Leroy: No, Dad. When it comes to your abilities none of us has any question.
- Oscar Leroy: Sure, laugh it up! You won't be so smart when the Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse come riding down Main Street.
- [after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss affectionately]
- Oscar Leroy: She likes you. Ask her out, ya jackass!
- Brent Leroy: I did ask her out. Two years ago.
- Lacey Burrows: [everyone is stunned] I said yes, in case this isn't clear.
- Mayor Fitzy: We can get water and power back and solve all our financial problems...
- [beat]
- Mayor Fitzy: --if we agree to be annexed by Wullerton!
- [everyone spits]
- Hank Yarbo: Annexed? ANNEXED?
- [to Wanda]
- Hank Yarbo: What does "annexed" mean?
- Wanda Dollard: Oh, it's Latin for "Fitzy's an IDIOT!"
- [everyone boos and jeers]
- Oscar Leroy: NO ONE'S ANNEXING ANYONE, BUDDY BOY!
- Oscar Leroy: [Oscar has traded their car in for a horse] You may as well accept it, Emma. You can't stand in the way of progress.
- Emma Leroy: Only you would think buying a horse and buggy is progress.