Moses Storm credited as playing...
Mitch
- Laura: Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
- Mitch Roussel: That was me...
- Adam Sewell: WHAT? They put me in handcuffs!
- Mitch Roussel: [to Adam, after founding out that he was sleeping with Blaire] Uh, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
- Blaire Lily: [as the seconds drastically count down and Laura begins to type on facebook inbox] Mitch... do you hate me...? Could you ever forgive me, I am so sorry...
- [crying profusely]
- Mitch Roussel: Blaire... I don't hate you, I love you... I love you so much
- [Laura sends in her message to Blaire]
- Mitch Roussel: Ok, everybody right now put your hands up... whose doing this?
- [raises hands and is followed at seconds later by Blaire, Jess, Adam, Ken and Val's hands as well]
- Blaire Lily: I can't... I can't show you the note
- [sinking her head in tears and shock]
- Mitch Roussel: What more notes being passed between you and Adam? No fuck this! Either you show me the note Blaire or I am signing out, I swear to god! No fuck this! I am signing out you hear me, I've had enough of this, I'm signing out.
- Laura: If Mitch signs out, he dies...
- Mitch Roussel: Never Have I Ever... roofied Ashley Dane and forced her to get an abortion
- Adam Sewell: What the fuck Mitch? I did not roofie Ashley Dane and never I have ever forced her to an abortion... what the fuck!
- Blaire Lily: I wanna make prom night, the night.
- Mitch Roussel: You serious? You wouldn't lie to me now
- [teases Blaire with knife in front of his cam]
- Mitch Roussel: Take it off, before I cut it off
- [brandishes kitchen knife smirking]
- Blaire Lily: [beginning to unbutton after rising up from bed laughing] You're cute when you're violent.
- Laura: [Via billie227 Skype IM] Never Have I Ever Crashed Jess' Mom's Car.
- Jess Felton: That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.
- Blaire Lily: [Puts finger down] It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.
- Jess Felton: F-Fuck you.
- Adam Sewell: Great friend Blaire.
- Blaire Lily: I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.
- Mitch Roussel: Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.
- Laura: [Via billie227 IM] Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own.
- Jess Felton: [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief] What? Guys are you serious?
- [beginning to cry]
- Mitch Roussel: No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that
- [pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief]
- Adam Sewell: Blaire?
- Jess Felton: [In exasperation] Blaire did you do that?
- Blaire Lily: [In earnest defense and disbelief] No, I wouldn't do that.
- Adam Sewell: How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.
- Mitch Roussel: Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.
- Adam Sewell: Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?
- Mitch Roussel: [In angry, certain defense of Blaire] Yeah! Yeah.
- Adam Sewell: [Taken aback in drunk, angry state] Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!
- Adam Sewell: [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger] Fuck, it was me alright.
- Jess Felton: Adam!
- Mitch Roussel: You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!
- Adam Sewell: Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.
- Jess Felton: [Crying and hyperventilating] I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!
- Blaire Lily: [Crying in relief at test alarm and notification on desktop] It's an alarm I set for tomorrow, we have a test.
- [Mitch slightly laughs in fear filled response]
- Blaire Lily: Mitchie, do you hate me?
- Mitch Roussel: [Crying and hyperventilating] No I don't hate you Blaire.
- Blaire Lily: [In relief] You don't?
- Mitch Roussel: No I don't hate you, I love you so much.
- Laura: One more question.
- Laura: Never Have I Ever... made out with Laura Barns
- Mitch Roussel: [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers] It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...
- Mitch Roussel: I can't believe you'd do this me, I love you fucking slut
- [crying]
- Blaire Lily: [crying in return and wheezing] No, please don't call me that baby I love you.
- Ken Smith: Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
- Laura: [IM] ken, what are you doing?
- Ken Smith: Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
- Trojan Destroyer program: [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
- Adam Sewell: Ok, I just launched it.
- Trojan Destroyer program: [program launches and scans]
- Adam Sewell: I got something for you, billie227.
- Ken Smith: Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
- Blaire Lily: Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
- Ken Smith: Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
- Laura: [starts timer]
- [IM]
- Laura: u have 1 minute to stop this
- Ken Smith: Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
- Mitch Roussel: It's not gonna delete these.
- Ken Smith: Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
- Adam Sewell: [grabs gun and points at screen]
- Ken Smith: Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
- Mitch Roussel: [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
- Ken Smith: Ok, Jess?
- Jess Felton: [finishes scan] Mine's done!
- Ken Smith: Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
- Blaire Lily: We're just gonna
- [inaudible/webcam glitch]
- Blaire Lily: Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
- Laura: [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
- Blaire Lily: WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
- Ken Smith: Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
- Laura: [leaves call]
- Mitch Roussel: Come on your in real estate, sell this to me.
- Blaire Lily: Oh ok, well witness exhibit B, a human's right leg.
- Blaire Lily: For a sec I thought this was real
- Mitch Roussel: How do you know it's not?
- Blaire Lily: Stop trying to freak me out.
- Mitch Roussel: Or what?
- Blaire Lily: Or... I'll send my dad to fight you
- [winky emoji]
- Mitch Roussel, Blaire Lily: Your dad's not home...
- Blaire Lily: How do you know?
- Mitch Roussel: Cause he's out drinking with mine
- [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]
- Mitch Roussel: [frustratingly whispering to the rest of the group] Hey we're not doing this shit here, everybody pick up your phones and mute your computers.
- Jess Felton: I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
- Blaire Lily: Jess it's okay
- [mutes mic]
- Jess Felton: No wait!
- [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
- Jess Felton: Fuck guys.
- Laura: [Via Skype IM] Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.
- [Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo]
- Laura: .
- Jess Felton: Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
- Blaire Lily: [imitating Pazuzu possessed Regan MacNeil as her webcam turns on displaying her wriggling toes] Mitch! Mitch, I've got something to show you.
- Mitch Roussel: Are you doing your demon voice again?
- Blaire Lily: [continuing with impersonation] Yeah, do you like them?
- Mitch Roussel: Ooh yeah, let me have a look, love the purple and just the top of the toes.
- Mitch Roussel: I just don't see why I can't come over later.
- Blaire Lily: You know you can't.
- Mitch Roussel: Why?
- Blaire Lily: No. My dad would kill you.
- Mitch Roussel: Pfft, that's easy I would die for you.
- Laura: Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own...
- Mitch Roussel: [as the Skype message countdown initiates] No, none of us would do that.