The Cleanse

Also: I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. A very weird movie, I knew nothing about when I saw it at a Festival. I went through a bunch of emotions during the screening. Happy, sad, afraid and so forth. The movie really puts you out there with the actors and you wonder where it's all going.

It's really best if you don't read too much about it. The mystery that builds while watching it, is amazing. Also the make-up effects are nice if you like old school (not CGI). It really conveys a lot of emotions and it has a perfect ending too. A nice little gem, that not many will have the opportunity to watch.

When was the last time I saw Angelica Houston in a project?

It's a lot better than what I was expecting. It's not the best movie but a very interesting one which seem to try hard to stretch a short story into a feature, but it did not have enough meat on it.

When I read the synopsis about a group of people going to a retreat to do an experimental cleansing process which is "more than they realize" I was honestly expecting a horror film, but horror was not one of the genres listed and I thought that's either a mistake and if it's not, it can't be good outside of that genre.

Not sure if I was wrong but, I'm defiantly not completely right. I did like that the visual effects seem to have been done on camera instead of CGI, which made the Sci-fi warmer and realistic.

It was better than what I thought. I think it's biggest mishap was trying to be a feature when it was not.

That was a strange movie. Doesn't really go anywhere. Just meanders without any real conflict. Kind if a WTf ending too. Strange.

Paul has recently been dumped by his fiancée and fired from his job, so when he sees a commercial on TV for a retreat, he thinks this may be the jump-start he needs to turn his life around.

To say much more about the plot is to spoil the story, which is precisely the problem with this movie. Running a scant 70 minutes (with almost 10 full minutes of end credits), there's not time to get to know any of the characters aside from the lead and the story feels overwhelmingly underdeveloped, leaving a great many lingering questions. Frankly, it feels like a student film or a padded short populated by recognizable actors and complete with a pretentious ending. The performances are solid across the board (though everyone but Johnny Galecki and Anna Friel have little to do), there's a nice atmospheric mood in cinematography, music and direction, and the FX aren't bad.

I saw the trailer a few months ago and have been stoked for an offbeat oddity ever since. Unfortunately, the trailer played like an abridged version of the movie, leaving out only the resolution. For what it was, it's an okay movie, but it had the potential to be so much more.

I thought the premise of this movie seemed like a fun B-horror with an analogy of how we deal with our mental health issues. Paul (Johnny Galecki) decides to go on a juice cleanse trip because he wants an easy fix for a better, happier life. What happens after is what you see in trailer. Nothing much else happens.

Storywise: Aside from a half-assed backstory about being dumped by his girlfriend, you don't really get a lot of depth as to the actual problems people could be dealing with that motivates them to go on a retreat. Missed opportunity to give some substance to this film in my opinion. If you want a movie about literal inner demons, the least you can do is give them some character.

But let's ignore that, because it might have potential in the actual horror or comedy department, because that's what it claims to be. However, aside from a few slimy yet adorable looking creatures, there is absolutely no horror. I kid you not: literally nothing happens. I swear Gremlins (1984) was scarier.

So what about the funny part: there is no funny part. Had it not been specified as a comedy in the movie info, I would not have been aware I was watching a supposedly funny movie. I expect a lot of TBBT fans to see Galecki and go "oh that must be fun!", but prepare to be disappointed.

To end on a positive note, the one good thing that can be said for this movie is that it keeps it simple and is therefore unpretentious, but in doing so forgets to deliver an actual feature length film worth watching. Even the ending felt unfinished.