Joel McHale credited as playing...
Jeff Winger
- Abed Nadir: Speaking of guilt, where's Shirley?
- Jeff Winger: You didn't tell him?
- Annie Edison: I was waiting until we were all together. Abed's not comfortable with C-H-A-N-G-E.
- Ben Chang: Hey, screw you! I can spell.
- [Looks at Abed]
- Ben Chang: Screw you.
- Britta Perry: I make a movement that we form a second, secret, committee.
- Annie Edison: I second, Britta's motion, not movement.
- Jeff Winger: I third Annie's number two-ing of the movement Britta made.
- Annie Edison: Gross.
- Jeff Winger: Our mission is to preserve the real Greendale. Oppose Frankie or drink. Whatever's easiest.
- Frankie Dart: I'm sorry, I cannot legally protect or insure a campus with free flowing booze.
- Jeff Winger: Well, I can't teach with free flowing sobriety.