Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester: [Sam hands him a coffee cup] Real men don't drink out of cups this small.
- [Sniffs it]
- Dean Winchester: What is that -- "cinnamon roll"?
- Sam Winchester: It's, uh, "glazed donut."
- Sam Winchester: How did Bobby know an heiress?
- Dean Winchester: Bobby had secrets, man. Like loving on Tori Spelling. If he only knew Dean cheated on her.
- Sam Winchester: "Grey gardens" cleared.
- Dean Winchester: Okay, well, so is Dash and Amber. They're a thing, by the way.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah.
- [Shakes head]
- Dean Winchester: W.A.S.P.S.
- Phillip: I presume you gentlemen left something behind? I'll check the front closet for...
- [With disgust]
- Phillip: Burlap.
- Dean Winchester: I got news for you, Mr. Belvedere; the jacket's canvas.
- Dean Winchester: Any leads on the scanner or the Interweb?
- Sam Winchester: Nothing. Not even a cat up a tree.
- Dean Winchester: So right when we're ready to jump back into it, it, goes radio silence.
- Sam Winchester: Murphy's law.
- Dean Winchester: Well, Murphy's a douche.
- Sam Winchester: Wow, think we're a little under dressed? I mean the fed threads are in the trunk.
- Dean Winchester: Are you kidding me, for once we don't have to wear suits. You're lucky my waistband is not elastic.
- Dean Winchester: You stay here and keep an eye on Mrs. Peacock and Colonel Mustard. I'll sniff around.
- Dean Winchester: We're dealing with two vengeful spirits. Apparently, Aunt Bunny had a bee in her bonnet, as well.
- Sam Winchester: Husband-and-wife tag-team killer ghosts?
- Dean Winchester: Well, got to keep the marriage alive somehow.
- Dean Winchester: "Charmed, I'm sure." What are these people?
- Sam Winchester: I think they're called W.A.S.P.S.
- Dean Winchester: What?
- Sam Winchester: So, the shifter's getting its jollies by impersonating dead people
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. First Bunny, then Lance, now Phillip. Guess we can rule out "the Butler did it."
- Phillip: The reading of the will isn't until tomorrow, and I would hate for you to have to stick around and be forced to, well, mingle with the family.
- Dean Winchester: Don't worry, Alfred. We know which one the shrimp fork is. Kind of.
- Dean Winchester: "Made in Taiwan." freakin' stainless steel.
- Sam Winchester: So that's why no one sizzled? They're not even real silver?
- Dean Winchester: [sighs] First, cubic zirconium, and now this. No wonder the rich stay rich.
- Dash: How can we repay you?
- Dean Winchester: You know what? Just forget we were ever here.
- Dash: But you saved our lives. I want everyone to know what heroes you-...
- Dean Winchester: Look, pal, the fact that we pulled your bacon out of the fire is nobody's business. Okay?
- [Puts his shoulder]
- Dean Winchester: Hey. I'm serious, Izod. Put a pin in it. Or we'll come back for your preppy ass.
- Detective Howard: Detective Howard, New Canaan P.D. Congratulations, boys. You're now officially murder suspects.
- Dean Winchester: I'm sorry. What?
- Olivia: Why do you need the silverware?
- Sam Winchester: For protection.
- Olivia: Butter knives?
- Dean Winchester: Trust us, there's a method to our madness.
- Dean Winchester: You hid Colette's body in the attic so that she wouldn't steal Bunny's thunder?
- Phillip: I couldn't stand the thought of overshadowing Mrs. Lacroix's funeral with another death. She deserved a proper farewell. I owed it to her.
- Dean Winchester: Well, that's crazy.
- Phillip: No, Mr. Winchester. That's loyalty.