Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- [first lines]
- Leonard Hofstadter: OK, we're headed out. See you later.
- Sheldon Cooper: I know. Before you leave, can you help me test these noise cancelling headphones?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, sure.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Sheldon puts on headphones] Go ahead.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hello, can you hear me?
- [Sheldon doesn't react]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, I haven't changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years.
- Penny: Uh, Bernadette's nickname for you is the Virgin Pina Colada.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph.
- Penny: Yeah, well, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall so I used your toothbrush.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ooh, and at one time when you were asleep Amy totally took off her-
- [Sheldon takes off headphones]
- Leonard Hofstadter: And that's why you're the best roommate ever.
- Sheldon Cooper: Aaaaw. Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What is going on?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level, so I'm using Darth Vader, the Joker and Godzilla's roar to keep me in that sweet spot. Yeah, I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix, but turned out I love her.
- Leonard Hofstadter: At least listen to it through headphones. I'm trying to sleep. Good night.
- Sheldon Cooper: Boy! Taylor was right; haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
- Raj Koothrappali: I think it's a little weird that you remember me saying all these things, Maybe the truth is you're jealous about my relationships.
- Howard Wolowitz: Uh, maybe I am. Who wouldn't want to be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words "You're so lucky, you have the shiniest hair."
- Leonard Hofstadter: That's a tough one, I know he brushes both of them
- Raj Koothrappali: Where's Sheldon?
- Penny: Date night.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That can't be much fun for Amy. You know, at work today he tried his first Red Bull?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: What happened?
- Leonard Hofstadter: He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while... and then threw up in my car.