Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Raj Koothrappali: I think it's a little weird that you remember me saying all these things, Maybe the truth is you're jealous about my relationships.
- Howard Wolowitz: Uh, maybe I am. Who wouldn't want to be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words "You're so lucky, you have the shiniest hair."
- Leonard Hofstadter: That's a tough one, I know he brushes both of them
- Howard Wolowitz: It's called Emily or Cinnamon. I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say, and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.
- Raj Koothrappali: Go ahead, make fun. You can't embarrass me. I've got a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much, she drinks my bath water
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay. Who was he talking to, Emily or Cinnamon? "I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you're not in it."
- Raj Koothrappali: [Leonard looks at Raj and starts chuckling] I may not be liking this game so much.
- Raj Koothrappali: Where's Sheldon?
- Penny: Date night.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That can't be much fun for Amy. You know, at work today he tried his first Red Bull?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: What happened?
- Leonard Hofstadter: He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while... and then threw up in my car.