Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why a turtle?
- Sheldon Cooper: After much deliberation, we've determined that a turtle is the ideal pet. They don't shed fur. They don't make noise.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobble stone.
- Sheldon Cooper: And, if he ever goes beserk, I know I can out run him. Coincidentally that's also why I chose you as a roommate.
- Sheldon Cooper: During the seven month trip to Mars, I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor. Leonard, could you check to see if there is still peanut brittle in that can?
- Leonard Hofstadter: You mean this suspicious looking can over here?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes. Open it and check.
- [Leonard opens can]
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't get it. There actually is peanut brittle in here.
- [Sheldon throws a pie in Leonard's face]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Please go to Mars.