Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Penny: Never been to New Jersey before.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ah, it gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives.
- Penny: So it's not really like that?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, it's like that.
- Penny: Think we'll have time to visit your mom while we're there?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yes. We'll also have time to put my junk in a garlic press, but I'm not doing that either.
- Sheldon Cooper: Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
- Leonard Hofstadter: How would I be blinded?
- Sheldon Cooper: At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'll take my chances.
- Sheldon Cooper: Fine. I wonder if they make "I told you so" cards in Braille.
- [first lines]
- Raj Koothrappali: It's like the best one they make. I just can't get it to work.
- Howard Wolowitz: I'll figure it out.
- Raj Koothrappali: it streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying.
- Howard Wolowitz: Nice. Where were you when I was single?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed?
- Penny: Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last-minute things. You know, makeup, underwear, clothes.
- Sheldon Cooper: If your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed.
- Leonard Hofstadter: How'd you get ready so fast?
- Penny: Oh, I pack light. Once I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long t-shirt and a belt.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why'd you need a belt?
- Penny: It's called an evening look.
- [last lines]
- Leonard Hofstadter: So you really think they liked it?
- Penny: Oh,sweetie, it was the best speech ev-
- [they duck and scream as the drone flies out of Sheldon's apartment]
- Sheldon Cooper: Don't worry, everyone in here is safe.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds. I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.